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Pft this doesn’t do the fic justice at all—it is a very good sci-fi fic! Hit right onto all my favorite kinks<3 I only drew the major crew and randomly came up with uniforms *o*
Just found out this is my first time drawing Logan and Scott. /horror Sorry if they…don’t…look…right…
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not language but a map: i really don't know how these things keep happening. →
siria: erik would make a terrible consulting detective
siria: he’d keep firing his clients
gyzym: oh my god erik and charles as holmes and watson would be so funny
siria: i knoooow :)
gyzym: erik’s like DEDUCE *THIS*
gyzym: and meanwhile charles is just like reading minds left and right
…
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X-Men First Class Cherik Fic Recs March 1 - April 4
As you all know, I have a twitter feed for daily recs, and a DW for a bi/tri-weekly list. However, for tumblr accessibility, I also have a tumblr rec just for the X-Men fics, because apparently I can’t get enough of this fandom. Jan 1-5 here | Jan 5-10 here | Jan 10-15 here | Jan 15-25 here | Jan 25-Feb 1 | Jan 5-10 here | Jan 10-15 here | Jan 15-25 here | Jan 25-Feb 1 | Feb 1-14 | Genre: Angst | Feb 14 - Mar 1 | Telepathy focus recs | Trilogy verse recs | Top 20 Favourite Fics Part 1
“Everyday Love in Stockholm” - THIS FIC IS COMPLETE OH MY GOD MY LIFE IS GREAT
“I Don’t Want To Wake Up On My Own Anymore” - Erik thinks it’s disturbing how easily Charles lets his guard down. (Or, four times Charles fell asleep on Erik and one time Erik fell asleep on Charles.) [fic summary]
“Paralyzer” - Suddenly one of my favourite fics of all time, this fic is an Alternate Universe where both Erik and Charles are in law enforcement, Erik a jaded detective and Charles an FBI profiler, working together to catch a mutant killer.
“The Feel-Good Drag” - PWP - Erik and Charles have a sort of… bet going on.
“Sacrifice” - PWP - Erik is the sacrificial lamb to a culture who sacrifices in much nicer ways than most.
“More Than You Think You Are” - Warnings: non-con - “You and I, we can help Erik. You can take away his memories. Take away his pain. Make him happy. Together, we can bring the humans to their knees.”
“Trust” - The aftermath of the Cuban Beach in a reality where Erik and Raven stay.
“Wake Up and Smell The Pancakes” - The Erik who left and the one who didn’t, suddenly living each others’ lives.
“The Dating Game” - Charles and Raven have a silly competition at a bar, and Erik saves Charles from being the loser.
“Building Bridges” - When Erik met Charles, it wasn’t love at first sight. It wasn’t love at second sight either. Actually, it takes a hell of a lot of looking before Erik is ready to admit that maybe, just maybe, the guy’s alright. [fic summary]
“Beneath The Surface” - Erik is kind of a wereshark except not really a were because he can transform at will, and Charles is the marine biologist who loves him.
“Sex and Telepathy” - Charles has sex with Audrey Hepburn, but the important part is when he has sex with Erik.
“Winter In July” - Fluff fic featuring little Ororo Munroe holding Erik hostage in the Xavier mansion.
“Downtown” - Pretty Woman AU with Erik as the really really attractive prostitute Charles accidentally picks up. It’s true what they say - romance is literally around the corner!
“Not-so Good Advice” - Charles’ childhood shows itself in tiny ways, but it becomes obvious with time.
“Neither Rhyme nor Reason” - A Stark Trek AU where Erik is a Vulcan and Charles is a half betazoid half human telepath. It is, of course, awesome.
“1 2 3 4 Tell Me That You Love Me More” - Gen -Raven on Charles, and everything he will always mean to her.
“Condonare” - Part of a series - Hannibal meets a telepath named Charles Xavier, who, despite himself, he grows attached to.
“Lightning In a Cloudless Sky” - Part of a Series - Millions of years in the future, Charles Xavier still has a habit of taking in strays. This time, however, instead of a mansion he has a spaceship.
“Exegesis” - WIP - Erik had heard legends of it, Babylon the abomination, the home to those who denied the godhead of En Sabah Nur. Sebastian had gone on endlessly about the City and the heretics who had protected it, loving descriptions from the chronicles and his own imagination concerning the destruction visiting upon it and how the Savieri had been made to pay for their blasphemy and had perished along with the humans they sheltered. [summary from fic]
“No Thanks, Atticus Finch” - WIP - Erik and Charles are two lawyers on either sides of a divorce case. Except it’s not that simple.
“Burn The World and Build On The Ashes” - WIP - Warnings: character death - Erik is brutal, despite having achieved his vengeance, and after Charles is shot on the beach, makes choices that separate him and Charles. When Charles keeps popping up and trying to foil his plans, however, Erik decides he’s had enough.
“The Deconstruction of Falling Stars” - WIP - Erik is a turian, and even though I really don’t know what that means, the fic makes it believable anyway.
“History Repeating” - WIP - honestly one of my favourite fics this fic explores Charles and Erik throughout different time periods, telling their stories, both solemn and heartwarming, humorous or tragic. From their caveman days to what may be 1962.
“Mind The Change” - WIP - Alpha/omega verse where alphas are rare, with absolutely no civil liberties. It’s only natural that most of them try to run. Erik is part of a special task force that retrieves them. One day, he is requested by Raven Darkholme to retrieve her omega brother.
“Omega Online” - WIP - “It’s hopeless,” Charles says. “I’m too distracted. Usually when I feel like this I just go to a bar and get drunk and find some nice alpha—” Charles breaks off as Erik enters the room, his furious expression evidence he’s definitely overheard that last bit. Charles wonders if maybe he’s getting an eye twitch of his own. “And ask him to escort me home,” he continues seamlessly, “as it is of course quite dangerous at night, and I would not wish to be mugged.” [excerpt]
“O Captain, My Captor” - WIP - Charles is sold to slavery by his parents when they can’t pay their debt, and he is given to Erik Lehnsherr, a pirate, who then proceeds to try and beat the fight out of him. Except in the moments where he’s almost tender.
“Space Jam” - WIP - Prince Charles Xavier is Deputy Commander of the TEF Heartsteel and the newest mission they’ve been assigned starts out less than desirable and quickly goes downhill from there. It’s alright, though, he’ll cope. It doesn’t help, though, that he’s in unrequited love with his best friend and Commander of the Heartsteel, War-Prince Erik Lehnsherr. [fic summary]
“Start a War” - WIP - Erik is an adroid whose model was recalled and destroyed years ago, so when Charles Xavier finds him, the least he could do was not turn him in to be destroyed.
“Put on a Slow, Dumb Show For You” - WIP - Charles owns a coffee shop, Erik is a corporate lawyer (and owns some really nice suits). Things get a bit hazy from there. [fic summary] Except of course Charles has trust issues and Erik really shouldn’t be trusted, and coffee shop owner and lawyer is really not an accurate job description.
(*) FUNNY THAT I WAS SO SLOW IN PUTTING THIS REC LIST UP THAT BY THE TIME I WAS DONE SOME FICS WHICH WERE WIP HAD BEEN COMPLETED.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1sw30Ay4l1r5docso1_1280.png)
X-Men First Class Cherik Fic Recs March 1 - April 4
As you all know, I have a twitter feed for daily recs, and a DW for a bi/tri-weekly list. However, for tumblr accessibility, I also have a tumblr rec just for the X-Men fics, because apparently I can’t get enough of this fandom. Jan 1-5 here | Jan 5-10 here | Jan 10-15 here | Jan 15-25 here | Jan 25-Feb 1 | Jan 5-10 here | Jan 10-15 here | Jan 15-25 here | Jan 25-Feb 1 | Feb 1-14 | Genre: Angst | Feb 14 - Mar 1 | Telepathy focus recs | Trilogy verse recs | Top 20 Favourite Fics Part 1
“Everyday Love in Stockholm” - THIS FIC IS COMPLETE OH MY GOD MY LIFE IS GREAT
“I Don’t Want To Wake Up On My Own Anymore” - Erik thinks it’s disturbing how easily Charles lets his guard down. (Or, four times Charles fell asleep on Erik and one time Erik fell asleep on Charles.) [fic summary]
“Paralyzer” - Suddenly one of my favourite fics of all time, this fic is an Alternate Universe where both Erik and Charles are in law enforcement, Erik a jaded detective and Charles an FBI profiler, working together to catch a mutant killer.
“The Feel-Good Drag” - PWP - Erik and Charles have a sort of… bet going on.
“Sacrifice” - PWP - Erik is the sacrificial lamb to a culture who sacrifices in much nicer ways than most.
“More Than You Think You Are” - Warnings: non-con - “You and I, we can help Erik. You can take away his memories. Take away his pain. Make him happy. Together, we can bring the humans to their knees.”
“Trust” - The aftermath of the Cuban Beach in a reality where Erik and Raven stay.
“Wake Up and Smell The Pancakes” - The Erik who left and the one who didn’t, suddenly living each others’ lives.
“The Dating Game” - Charles and Raven have a silly competition at a bar, and Erik saves Charles from being the loser.
“Building Bridges” - When Erik met Charles, it wasn’t love at first sight. It wasn’t love at second sight either. Actually, it takes a hell of a lot of looking before Erik is ready to admit that maybe, just maybe, the guy’s alright. [fic summary]
“Beneath The Surface” - Erik is kind of a wereshark except not really a were because he can transform at will, and Charles is the marine biologist who loves him.
“Sex and Telepathy” - Charles has sex with Audrey Hepburn, but the important part is when he has sex with Erik.
“Winter In July” - Fluff fic featuring little Ororo Munroe holding Erik hostage in the Xavier mansion.
“Downtown” - Pretty Woman AU with Erik as the really really attractive prostitute Charles accidentally picks up. It’s true what they say - romance is literally around the corner!
“Not-so Good Advice” - Charles’ childhood shows itself in tiny ways, but it becomes obvious with time.
“Neither Rhyme nor Reason” - A Stark Trek AU where Erik is a Vulcan and Charles is a half betazoid half human telepath. It is, of course, awesome.
“1 2 3 4 Tell Me That You Love Me More” - Gen -Raven on Charles, and everything he will always mean to her.
“Condonare” - Part of a series - Hannibal meets a telepath named Charles Xavier, who, despite himself, he grows attached to.
“Lightning In a Cloudless Sky” - Part of a Series - Millions of years in the future, Charles Xavier still has a habit of taking in strays. This time, however, instead of a mansion he has a spaceship.
“Exegesis” - WIP - Erik had heard legends of it, Babylon the abomination, the home to those who denied the godhead of En Sabah Nur. Sebastian had gone on endlessly about the City and the heretics who had protected it, loving descriptions from the chronicles and his own imagination concerning the destruction visiting upon it and how the Savieri had been made to pay for their blasphemy and had perished along with the humans they sheltered. [summary from fic]
“No Thanks, Atticus Finch” - WIP - Erik and Charles are two lawyers on either sides of a divorce case. Except it’s not that simple.
“Burn The World and Build On The Ashes” - WIP - Warnings: character death - Erik is brutal, despite having achieved his vengeance, and after Charles is shot on the beach, makes choices that separate him and Charles. When Charles keeps popping up and trying to foil his plans, however, Erik decides he’s had enough.
“The Deconstruction of Falling Stars” - WIP - Erik is a turian, and even though I really don’t know what that means, the fic makes it believable anyway.
“History Repeating” - WIP - honestly one of my favourite fics this fic explores Charles and Erik throughout different time periods, telling their stories, both solemn and heartwarming, humorous or tragic. From their caveman days to what may be 1962.
“Mind The Change” - WIP - Alpha/omega verse where alphas are rare, with absolutely no civil liberties. It’s only natural that most of them try to run. Erik is part of a special task force that retrieves them. One day, he is requested by Raven Darkholme to retrieve her omega brother.
“Omega Online” - WIP - “It’s hopeless,” Charles says. “I’m too distracted. Usually when I feel like this I just go to a bar and get drunk and find some nice alpha—” Charles breaks off as Erik enters the room, his furious expression evidence he’s definitely overheard that last bit. Charles wonders if maybe he’s getting an eye twitch of his own. “And ask him to escort me home,” he continues seamlessly, “as it is of course quite dangerous at night, and I would not wish to be mugged.” [excerpt]
“O Captain, My Captor” - WIP - Charles is sold to slavery by his parents when they can’t pay their debt, and he is given to Erik Lehnsherr, a pirate, who then proceeds to try and beat the fight out of him. Except in the moments where he’s almost tender.
“Space Jam” - WIP - Prince Charles Xavier is Deputy Commander of the TEF Heartsteel and the newest mission they’ve been assigned starts out less than desirable and quickly goes downhill from there. It’s alright, though, he’ll cope. It doesn’t help, though, that he’s in unrequited love with his best friend and Commander of the Heartsteel, War-Prince Erik Lehnsherr. [fic summary]
“Start a War” - WIP - Erik is an adroid whose model was recalled and destroyed years ago, so when Charles Xavier finds him, the least he could do was not turn him in to be destroyed.
“Put on a Slow, Dumb Show For You” - WIP - Charles owns a coffee shop, Erik is a corporate lawyer (and owns some really nice suits). Things get a bit hazy from there. [fic summary] Except of course Charles has trust issues and Erik really shouldn’t be trusted, and coffee shop owner and lawyer is really not an accurate job description.
(*) FUNNY THAT I WAS SO SLOW IN PUTTING THIS REC LIST UP THAT BY THE TIME I WAS DONE SOME FICS WHICH WERE WIP HAD BEEN COMPLETED.
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thegirlwiththebaddragontattoo:
… Her long hair, still wet from the shower, had been combed down her back in a wet swath. Hilda was sitting on the floor, her round, wet boobs still wet from the shower’s water. She dried off the water with a towel, which then became wet.
Hilda gasped when she saw a reflection in her bedroom mirror: through the slightly open door, she caught a glimpse of the chiseled abs and square jaw of the mysterious stranger who shared her cabin. She stood and spun around, her breasts swinging heavily with the momentum. She grabbed the door and flung it open, revealing shirtless Torolf (which was seriously his name) quivering with desire in the hallway.
Torolf was ashamed at being caught, but his shame made him even hotter – hotter for sex. He stepped into the room, and his bulging abs accidentally smushed into Hilda’s rich chest.
As Hilda’s buttermilk bosoms squished up against his granite abs, Torolf almost had a dick aneurysm.
“Hilda,” Torolf murmured thickly, his throbbing meat wand pressing against Hilda’s warm thighs. “There is a secret I need to not tell you: You are my forbidden desire.”
Hilda had been waiting to hear these words. Her heart was lifted on golden wings and soared toward a radiant sun of perfect joy. She saw herself and Torolf happy together, bathed in the golden light of love. Her snooch got all warm, too.
“Torolf,” Hilda moaned, her lush teats straining with desire. “I need you.”
Torolf, coarse abs pulsing softly in the moonlight, stood silently.
Hilda looked at him expectantly.
“Oh, sorry,” she added. “Torolf, I need you – sexually.”
At hearing those beautiful words, Torolf flexed his rough-hewn abs and Hilda found herself being guided to her soft bed by the sheer force of Torolf’s undulating midsection. She parted her thighs in anticipation, exposing the soft pink petals of her clunge.
Torolf entered her like she was a lottery. His engorged pecker pushed inside her and she felt fulfilled with sexual fulfillment.
Hilda clutched at the bedsheets with lust and ecstasy and her hands. Her spongy love mountains hurled to and fro with each pounding. Her body was like a beautiful flower that was opening and somebody was pushing their dick inside it.
Then Torolf moaned, arched his back, and suffered from dick Parkinson’s. He pumped in all of his hot pearlescent sperms as Hilda spasmed with so many orgasms!
The two lay still for a moment as the stinky scent of lovemaking billowed around the room.
Hilda got out of bed, still shimmering with orgasm. She glowed with contentment, like a cat who ate the cream of the crop.
She walked across the room and picked up her towel, still wet with shower water. “Torolf,” she said softly, “there’s something I have to tell you…”
But her bed was empty.
Torolf was gone, escaped out the bedroom window. In the distance, Hilda heard the fading sound of galloping abs.this is so terrible
I want so bad to make a dramatic reading of this
I lost it at throbbing meat wand omg
what.
i want this on my blog forever holy shit
holy
shit
a dick aneurysm
CRYING
“Her body was like a beautiful flower that was opening and somebody was pushing their dick inside it.”
Suddenly I feel much better about my own writing capabilities.this NEEDS a dramatic reading.
“Then Torolf moaned, arched his back, and suffered from dick Parkinson’s.”
WHAT
I not so secretly own most of the books in this series…I am not at all ashamed to say I have more than one book about a family of time traveling vikings who are also navy SEAL’s
Fuck this. I should be getting cash money for my porn then.
“throbbing meat wand” is perhaps the best description of a penis I’ve ever heard in my life.
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Pardon for the messy inking, coz i just need some fun~ a fan comic page made based on X-men First Class Alternate Universe,===> ‘My Barbaric Darling’
it’s about Anthropologist!Charles who found a defrosted Prehistoric Caveman!”erik” and he decided to observe him in his mansion for his journal report. The story is SUPER AWESOME and u all must read it!!
This page was based on scene at chapter 2~ and i still i wanna do more scene…. if i have time…TvT
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John Green: GAY is NOT an INSULT (x)
EPIC SET. Thanks for doing this…whoever did it.
The master has spoken!
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gyzym:
10 Out-of-Context Drunk Texts from the Carpe Brewski ‘verse:
1.
THE ABOVE TEXT HOLY SHIT
2.
Charles: this bar smells like my last finalErik: so….failure?Charles: come get me on your evil machine of evil bring bear i hate you byeCharles: *bearCharles: *BEER Charles: if you show up with a bear were gonna be in a FIGHT
3.
Charles: the staaaaaaaaaaars in your eyessssssss something smethinggggggRaven: Charles, did you mean to send this to Erik?Charles: shiiiiiiiit
4.
Erik [to everyone in his phonebook]: holy vodka, batman!
5.
Alex: dude you left half a pizza in my bed what the hell Armando: shit. think i thought i was leaving you a present, that was like…a long time agoAlex: whatevs, sleeping in yours. if you wake me up with ur cold feet when you get in imma cut you tho
6.
Raven: have i ever told you that your vagina is AWESOMERaven: because seriously your vagina is awesomeeeeeeeeAngel: i’m starting to think you should stop chilling with your brother on weeknightsAngel: but thanks, babe :)
7.
Erik: on armskmt st bring vkdrkkfa an color ps nwCharles: I’m a little concerned that I was able to understand thatErik: hahhhhhhaahaaha
8.
Scott: There are stamps on my FACE I’m gonna kill you, you fucking dickLogan: :D :D :D
9.
Erik: you smellCharles: YOU smellErik: no youCharles: no youErik: fuck u dude - get me antoher beer if ur still in the kitchen tho
10.
Nick Fury: Guess which assholes I’ve got in custody again? Tony Stark: Aww, bless their little law-breaking hearts. Take a photo for me!
CRYING. SERIOUSLY CRYING. FUCK YOU JIZZY. MY DAD WAS IN THE ROOM, HE THOUGHT I WAS HAVING AN ASTHMA ATTACK.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lourlx20ZM1ql4px3o1_500.jpg)
10 Out-of-Context Drunk Texts from the Carpe Brewski ‘verse:
1.
THE ABOVE TEXT HOLY SHIT
2.
Charles: this bar smells like my last final
Erik: so….failure?
Charles: come get me on your evil machine of evil bring bear i hate you bye
Charles: *bear
Charles: *BEER
Charles: if you show up with a bear were gonna be in a FIGHT3.
Charles: the staaaaaaaaaaars in your eyessssssss something smethingggggg
Raven: Charles, did you mean to send this to Erik?
Charles: shiiiiiiiit4.
Erik [to everyone in his phonebook]: holy vodka, batman!
5.
Alex: dude you left half a pizza in my bed what the hell
Armando: shit. think i thought i was leaving you a present, that was like…a long time ago
Alex: whatevs, sleeping in yours. if you wake me up with ur cold feet when you get in imma cut you tho6.
Raven: have i ever told you that your vagina is AWESOME
Raven: because seriously your vagina is awesomeeeeeeee
Angel: i’m starting to think you should stop chilling with your brother on weeknights
Angel: but thanks, babe :)7.
Erik: on armskmt st bring vkdrkkfa an color ps nw
Charles: I’m a little concerned that I was able to understand that
Erik: hahhhhhhaahaaha8.
Scott: There are stamps on my FACE I’m gonna kill you, you fucking dick
Logan: :D :D :D9.
Erik: you smell
Charles: YOU smell
Erik: no you
Charles: no you
Erik: fuck u dude - get me antoher beer if ur still in the kitchen tho10.
Nick Fury: Guess which assholes I’ve got in custody again?
Tony Stark: Aww, bless their little law-breaking hearts. Take a photo for me!CRYING. SERIOUSLY CRYING. FUCK YOU JIZZY. MY DAD WAS IN THE ROOM, HE THOUGHT I WAS HAVING AN ASTHMA ATTACK.
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right, sigh, so this is the glee post.
okay, probs the last i’ll say about this as i by and large really do watch this show for the music, and i really am not all that invested in the lives of any of the characters, but, just. just, no, this is not how you handle a storyline about a teenage girl being outed as a lesbian in small-town ohio, it’s just not, it’s just SO NOT.
so, here’s a list of
everythingETA: NO WAIT IT’S NOT EVERYTHING I HAVE REALIZED THAT I FORGOT THINGS, oh my fucking god, here’s a list of most of what wasn’t okay about yesterday’s ep, and the reasons why it wasn’t okay!
- hi, was that an episode about a girl coming out as a lesbian that didn’t once actually use the word “lesbian”? i mean, correct me if i’m wrong, i only watched the episode the once and i was busy trying to lamaze breathe to calm myself, but i’m preeeeetty sure that was an episode about coming out as a lesbian that didn’t once use the word lesbian. not cool, glee! lesbian is not a dirty word; acting like it is just makes people think it is.
So much love for this!!!!!! Just goes to show how appallingly androcentric views on female sexuality still are.
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Save the gangsta polar bearsbear (by bbaxterphoto)
i speak fluent polar bear, guys
because this bear is clearly saying
“yo”
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